true life: people like my hair more than they like me
(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)
EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO
whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS
what she says: i’m fine
what she means: I’m staring into a lightless abyss. Steve Roger’s unconditional loyalty to Bucky Barnes has made me a shell of a human being; the fact that Bucky saved Steve’s life without even really knowing who he was has crushed my soul. If you’re not here to talk to me about the winter soldier, don’t talk to me at all. I’m with you til the end of the line, pal.
If I text you and you don’t respond, no matter how much I like you, I won’t text you a second time in fear of annoying you.
If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through